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Good News … i am not pregnant.
I took a test yesterday and 100% sure i am not pregnant. Good because the only girl i know who can be pregnant with no sex is the girl from Star Wars. I really did not want a Jedi for a son.
Bad News … I have a alien in my tummy. Don’t laugh ok … her cat in the movie Alien was orange and my cat is orange.
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She doesn’t have a sweet mouth and i don’t have a sweet mouth.
She orders men and i order men.
But i did not put my head in a pod that put a alien on my face. So what is in my tummy?
So maybe one time one week i go to eat mo ga ta … like a bbq buffet … but normal for me is every day i eat almost nothing bad for me and i don’t eat a lot.
Second thing about me that changed. My mood is making me crazy. I am 100% sure everything is because i stopped taking the pill for pregnant 3 weeks ago.
I took it start from 10 years ago and never stop because my doctor said it can keep me thin. Then i read in kapook website if i take it for a long time i can get sick. But after i stop taking it everything about me changed.
If my mood makes me crazy … my tummy makes me cry. I look like i start to be pregnant with a Jedi baby inside. Why because the pill changed everything inside before? How do i make it go back to normal?
Do you even want me to go back to normal … because my boobies are huge now and i know you love that.
I feel like i have 3 maybe 4 personality inside me now. It is not from before it just start 2 weeks ago … 1 week after i stopped taking the pill.
I think a crazy woman is somebody who has 4 personality but she does not know it so it never makes her mad.
I am not crazy because i have 4 personality and i know when i change and i hate it because i was not like that before.
So … there is a doctor who reads my blog? Or you have a wife and she stopped the pill and you can tell me when i will go to normal?
Please email me and tell me what is happening to me.
But don’t tell me i will be normal in 9 months … in 9 months the alien jedi will be born and good luck to the world then lol.
(secret) … My story respect fully funny you can see how big are my boobies now in the photo i put there.
compare my booby to my naked photo 3 weeks ago in my online ass worship story
not the same size