Bangkok Bdsm Dominatrix Jaa4u >> Mr. Robert Jones the Platypus Dick
Sometimes i have no idea what to write about. After about 400 stories of tease & denial my sessions are good but i wrote about it already so i have nothing to say really. So then i write about my life and my life is … well boring really. I mean my son he comes home next week so i am waiting for that … but waiting in a empty condo is not so exciting for what to write about.
So with no idea to write about … i think the universe saw that and sent me Mr. Robert Jones. Thank you to the universe now i have something to write about.
Ok so i have a email from Mr. Robert Jones from England but lives in Australia …
“Greetings my mistress i am very happy for this day to come finally. I will be in Bangkok finally this week and have my chance to meet you for a session finally. How can i finally do a session with you?”
Well first i think if i take somebody from England and put him on a Kangaroo and the Kangaroo jumps everywhere until the England man has a brain mixed like my mom makes eggs … probably that is what he will say when he gets off from the Kangaroo … “finally”. And then maybe that word is stuck in his brain now forever so everything he has to say he has to say “finally”.
Good maybe if he writes a letter like that he can say “finally” often and i will only think that is weird that somebody from England writes like that. If he says that to his girlfriend in bed after she has a orgasm … “finally” … well he has to hope she does not know jiu jitsu lol.
So i do about 10 emails with him and agree to see him.
Ok about 7pm i come back from The Landmark hotel and i am late … it took a long time to go home because Sukumvit is like a walking street now for shopping … no cars just shopping and people have like a camping place everywhere. Only 1 problem is so many security is there and check everything if you go to the street. That is a problem because in my bag i have rope and a mouth gag and dildo and candles and …. you get a idea why it is a problem if they stop me?
So i go the long way to go to Nana BTS station and wait a long time for the train … then walk to my soi because no motorcycle is waiting at my BTS station … i get home late and not a good mood too.
I am thinking ‘omg 7pm he is waiting for me there at the condo’ and i want the motorcycle taxi man … no girl actually … to drive faster to get to my condo because i don’t want to lose the session.
My brain is only thinking that i have to hurry when i get off from the motorcycle and i start to walk fast under the parking place at my condo … but i have to go back because i forgot to pay her and she is calling me a bad name now. It’s ok i pay her and call her pineapple and run back under the parking. I say pineapple because i think she took a bath in pineapple water or something … her body not her hair smell only like pineapple. So whatever i don’t have a mood or time to get mad at her. Why because i have to hurry and look for Robert Jones.
When you go under the parking garage at my condo my door is about 10 seconds only on the left side when you go under. Mean .. i can see fast if somebody is waiting for me or no. And i am happy nobody is waiting for me only the security man and somebody … 2 India men talking together. There is a lady she park her car and has a baby with her so she is not Mr. Robert Jones and the baby is too young i hope to be him for a session.
But .. i see the baby and i remember he told me he has a very small penis and wants humiliation about that … i mean humiliate Mr. Robert Jones not the baby ok. The baby has to have a small penis … or a vagina … or maybe it is a ladyboy already … we start young sometimes in my country to be a ladyboy ok 
Anyway .. more important is Mr. Robert Jones is not there waiting for me yet.
Then i get a bad mood starting because this week i had 2 pussy face people not come again after 20 emails … they are chicken to come see me. Well i knew already they would not come probably … so they think they made me mad but really no … i knew.
How? Because one he is 26 yo and seriously … almost nobody younger than me comes for a session always they cancel. Actually i am sad he did not come. Not because i wanted to do the session with him so much … why i am sad is because somebody younger than me has a amazing excuse always for why he cannot come. His mother died. His plane explode. His penis fell on the floor. Something like that. But no excuse he only did not come. And session #2 is somebody who wants me to write him a story so he knows the session will be like what when he comes.
So he wants me to write for him a porno story really so he can play with himself and make a orgasm for himself … probably on his face … and then not come. And anyway … what story can i do really? My session is always the same …
You come. Take your clothes off. I tie you. Tease you. You scream. I tease you more. You scream more. I tease you to death. Then me and my gf drop you inside the door for the garbage outside my door … lucky i don’t have to walk far for that. You fall 6 floor down. They take you when they clean the garbage. And i do the next session. Same same lol.
So ya i don’t do a story about that for him … so he was bored and did not come. Not a big deal really. This is 3 years now almost 4 doing this job. I know my client 100% almost always from a first email what you are like. Nothing can shock me now
Well no not true. Mr. Robert Jones … he shocked me actually. Congratulations to him.
Not the first time too. I had about 20 Mr. Robert Jones come to see me and shock me already in 4 years. Seriously about 20 … probably more. Omg how do i search for that i have 40,000 email … i will check and show you.
Ok here … Mr. Sam Smith.
Mr. Ian Black.
Mr. Roy Jones too … must be brother for Mr. Robert Jones.
So how do they shock me. Well the same like yesterday really … i get to the door to my building at the parking garage and i put the key card to get inside and ….
“Jaa?” … ok i look who is calling me … nobody. So i go back to push the door and …
“Mistress Jaa?” … i look to my side this time and then left and then right and then … well … the only 2 people who can say my name is the security man and … and … yes i forgot.
I forgot in India everybody in that country changed his name to a England style name start from about 3 years ago i learned that.
So my session is with Mr. Robert Jones … from India really … not from England. Seriously? That is like if if you know you have a session with Justin Beiber … and you open your door and no it is not Justin Beiber it is Obama … not really expecting that you know how i feel now? I don’t know .. maybe Obama can sing … maybe Mr. Robert Jones can … can what?
Well one thing he can not do you know is what? He cannot walk .. his leg is broken or something. Because he walks from the security man he is talking with to me like both his leg is broken and now he is like a duck just born and cannot walk ok. Or a drunk duck. Ok … a drunk baby duck with 2 broken leg … now you can see how he is walking to me?
And … boom .. he falls on his knee in front of me and the security man is looking at me and not joking ok … his mouth is open so big i can put a big pizza in his mouth.
Well this is Thailand ok .. a big pizza is about same size as your hand lol … so not a big deal to put 1 pizza in your mouth one shot here
So this man … or duck … or what i don’t know … he is on his knee and talking like i am a god to him now … “Jaa … finally … finally … i meet you … finally”
omFg … fucking fucking fucking … ‘get off your fucking knee are you serious?” … and i am so mad … like so serious i am soooo mad ok i pull him from his hair so hard some of his hair comes out in my hand.
“oh i love it thank you mistress jaa finally”
Fuck i forgot he loves humiliation too. Fuck.
Well if the security did not know what i do here …and why every day 2 different men come to my condo … i guarantee they have a idea now 
What can be worse now? I am thinking that in the elevator going up with him. I have a session now 2 hours with Mr. Robert Jones the broken leg duck man with hair missing on his head … i have to do 2 hours? … if you want to see how i look like when a volcano is inside me … you miss the chance yesterday ok.
Go inside the condo i go my fridge to drink water … to do that if you saw inside my condo already you know i have to walk maybe 6 step to get to my fridge you agree? Not long .. 6 steps only. About 4 seconds. Ok i open … get the water … drink … and look at him what he is doing … he is naked already. Door for my condo is not even closed yet and he is naked.
But i am not sure … i am looking at what exactly? I walk past him to close the condo door. I see the garbage door and think about how to drop him down that for real … but no not yet … i lock the door.
When you go in my condo you see a mirror … like all the wall is a mirror ok. And after i close the door i look at that mirror to see what is that in front of his body.
4 years. Almost 1500 days. 3000 men? Maybe 4000?
I never … never … never … saw a dick look ugly like that. It was a flat dick.
You know like if you go on the motorcycle and somebody goes on in front of you and is fat … and sits on the end of your dick? … if somebody does that to you every day for 10 years … your dick maybe will be flat like his dick too. Looks like this photo maybe … something like that. I did not photo his penis sorry … my phone will be broken now if i did that. Last time i saw my son he read to me a book about strange animals and one animal … Platypus … the photo from that animal takes a swim in my head when i look at his penis. Yup … first Platypus Dick i saw in the world.
Humiliation.
Omg humiliation! He wants humiliation.
If you know me … the worst session i do if i am honest to you … is humiliation. If i work in Europe or where i don’t have to go to jail if i do something even a little bit different … ok i can do humiliation. You forget ok … i live where 60 million have the same hair style … not a good place to be different with humiliation really. So i never know what i can do in my condo for humiliation. Before i can do a little bit with Natty … but she is gone now … so by myself i have no idea.
Actually he should do humiliation to me … he did 100% amazing job down stairs already.
But his penis gives me a good idea what to do. I have 1 disgusting jam from England in my fridge … i take that. Because Mr. Robert Jones is from England right? Oh and Australia … i don’t have a boomerang in my condo sorry … i have a Koala teddy bear … and i have a pink rabbit ear … Australia has a rabbit there or not? Ok well now they do. Looks like a kangaroo anyways if you wear that.
So rabbit ear … teddy bear … jam … rope … what else?
I am looking for what i can use for his session. Looking … looking. And i find it. On the wall behind where i put the butt plug set i have … i hide my king kong dildo there so nobody can see it.
Sometimes i will take that out for a strap on session to scare the hell out from somebody when he sees me put that on and he is tied to my bed already. But really nobody wants me to use it. Funny you know … almost nobody wants a safe word for his session … but i show him that and so fast they start to talk about a safe word.
So i never have a chance to use it. Until now.
I close the door to the room. I tie him first with the rope i use to tie somebody like a pig … hog tie.
Then the big rope to tie him to my bed.
After that i make the pillow under his tummy so his ass is in the air and he cannot move even 1 finger.
He sees me put king kong dildo on my strap on … and now he speaks again … “Mistress Jaa? What are you doing? What are you doing? Mistress? Mistress Jaa?”
His Platypus dick just dies same time i get on the bed behind him.
“Mistress Jaa seriously no … no … safe word ok … no i say no”
I told him i never had a chance to use my king kong dildo yet. His special ass will be the first to see if it will fit inside or not. I bet no cannot fit … but i will try so hard.
Now he seriously not joking tries to eat the rope to make a way to get out.
“Wait i will make it loose for you a little bit” … and i take off some of the rope from his body so he can move … and he takes off everything himself when he can move. No word no talking nothing … he takes 5 minutes to take off the rope i put on him for 20 minutes … he takes his clothes on faster actually if i compare to how fast he took off his clothes before.
And boom … gone … he goes out the door and he not stop to wait at the elevator even. He goes far past that to the stairs and never looks back to me he just goes down the stairs.
I close my condo door. I breathe … breathe slow and out slower. Turn and lock my screen door. Then lock my condo door. Lock it 2 times actually.
Look to the sky and i say to myself …. “finally … finally… finally”