Bangkok Bdsm Dominatrix Jaa4u >> My Cat in the Hat
I sat there with Natty, we sat there we two. And I said, “How I wish my landlord can get screwed”
Who is having a worse day me or my cat? I think both the same because wow this day is bad so far.
And i did it to myself … last night this was the story for my blog … i took off everything but one thing so you can see how i screwed myself …
“Sessions are good. Natty is happy. Son is happy. Mom is happy. Only my cat is not happy but after tomorrow she will be happy and then only me left to be happy. So good … i will go to sleep now and wake up tomorrow happy 
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Ya somebody saw me put that in my blog because start from 8am this morning i wake up from somebody calling me … my landlord from my old condo.
“you have to pay me 100,000 baht for everything broken.”
“why how? what is broken?”
And she starts to tell me the sofa change color and is not the same from her photo from before i move in. Ok i live there for 2 years and her sofa is close to the sun at the door … of course it will change color idiot. Leather sofa she wants me to buy a new one for her 40,000 baht. Give me a break.
The tv remote is broken she cannot change the channel. She thinks i have to buy a new tv for her too. And a bed … and Natty’s bed … and new lights new chair new everything. I am not stupid ok. She don’t want to pay me the 30,000 baht security so she wants to make me scared about 100,000 so i will say yes to she can keep the 30,000.
See i know already that was going to happen. I said in my blog … i said in email to my friend … this will happen. She has to lie. She has to cheat. She has to zig zag. She will try everything to steal the money. Because she is…? Exactly.
So fight with her hang up and try to wash the dishes and the water is stuck again it don’t want to go down. Ok go do the laundry outside washing the clothes and cannot do that too because again the water will not go down. I call to the new landlord to come fix it … and want to ask her too where is the new sofa she promise to buy for me if i move here … and she say she never agree to the sofa. And go fix the water myself … my problem not her problem.
Hang up with her and the doctor calling me now about my cat. She is sick. She don’t want to eat. She cry too much. And … he cut all her hair off from her body so she is naked now. Oh … i have to pay 500 for cut all the hair extra. I brought her to fix her vagina only so she is not horny. Oh … and she have a problem with water coming out of her ear i have to buy a medicine for that too. So 5,000 for her now.
Natty she goes to get her and take her home.
I want to relax because i have a headache already and it is only 9am. But cannot sleep because my phone never shut up with sms.
“Hi Jaa how are you haapy day today?” ”Good morning sweet Jaa, have a great week.” “Hey baby are you horny this morning?” ”Good morning lovely.” ”This is the view from my backyard this evening, sitting here thinking about you and how is your day so far?” ”You are in my heart forever. Can we talk for a bit before i sleep?” ”Hey can we skype?” ”COUNT 30 M’am pls scold me”
That last one counts every message to me himself (count 30) and wants me to take time to talk bad to him … why because he knows he sms me too much. Seriously!
That is only 9 sms i copy for you. I have 22 like that from this morning only.
Worse is i feel guilty if i don’t take time to say hello back. But 1 hello means .. to him … i have time to talk for 10 minutes in sms. Then i get 100 sms like …”where did you go?” ”where did you go?”
So that makes me know exactly where i will go today .. to MBK to change the sim card in my phone so i can have a new number. Except .. it makes my heart sad to do that because i know i touch your heart a lot. I know you love to sms me. You love to have a email or sms from me. The man who counts his sms to me … i can see him in my brain he goes to check his computer 1 hour 10 times to see if i email him back yet. I know because he said already he does that.
Natty is home with my cat. Oh my goodness what happened to her? A naked Persian cat. And she has a hat. My cat in the hat lol.
Natty says the doctor said to her … ” i never see a cat act like her in all my life.”
Funny because every teacher for my son says the same thing about him. My son at school probably is like this …
“I know some new tricks,” Said my Cat in the Hat. “A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your mother Will not mind at all if I do”
Now 2 calls from family asking me for money. So all the money from my session today at 6pm is gone already.
I start to think about my video game bitch in Australia. He wants to marry me … work for me … and come home i can just sit and play Diablo and tie him under me and make him make me have a good mood. His email about that …
“so you prefer me kneeling in front of your chair on my knees…sounds perfect…especially if you cuff my hands and ankles and put a short chain on my collar attach to the chair so I cannot move away mmmm
my dream is to do this with you everday…. mmm mmmm”
That is if he is good. If he is bad or i just have a bad mood i will put him under my toilet seat … if i can make that comfortable and play Diablo the same time … and scare him about what will come out of the hole he is licking lol.
Of course i know exactly who will email me and say ..
“you cannot have a life like that jaa it is not realistic”
because i have that email 10 times already from so many who don’t understand submissive people.
Why not go marry him?
He is handsome. Sexy. Funny. He takes care.
Ok i remember … i don’t like a man to take care of me anymore. Stupid idea. My idea.
What a easy life if i do that you know?
Change this life … i live like this …
“Have no fear!” said the cat. “I will not let you fall. I will hold you up high as I stand on a ball. With a book on one hand! And a cup on my hat! But that is not ALL I can do!” said the cat… “Look at me! Look at me now!” said the cat. “With a cup and a cake on the top of my hat! I can hold up TWO books! I can hold up the fish! And a little toy ship! And some milk on a dish! And look! I can hop up and down on the ball! But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all…”
change it to this …
He can be my cat in the hat.